Missing my boyfriend like crazy
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
why did I make this
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
Brian’s sister told me this joke a few weeks ago and I fell off a barstool i still have a bruise
THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING
He could just break a window.
You better watch out, you better not cry.
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.